Ode to my friends and Lili Von Shtupp

After a great night of good friends, good food and good wine, and only 2 1/2 hours of sleep, I found myself in a somewhat hungover stupor, entertaining myself with the Lili Von Shtupp song from Blazing Saddles. Let me preface by saying that this song began playing in my head because I was wandering around my house saying, "I'm tired".  Hense the inspiration for the song.  So, without further adieu...

Here I stand, the goddess of desire. Set men on fire. I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing. Some quick womancing. And then a shower. Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me. They always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a wabbit. I need some west.

I'm tired, sick and tired of love. I've had my fill of love, from below and above. Tired. Tired of being admired. Tired of love uninspired. Let's face it, I'm tired!

I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they pwomise the moon. They're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

Right, girls?

I'm tired, tired of playing the game. Ain't it a crying shame, I'm so tired.

God Dam it, I'm exhausted!

Tired, tired of playing the game, ain't it a crying shame. I'm so tired.

I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they sing the same tune. They start with Bywon and Shelley then jump on your belly and bust your balloon. Tired. Tired of playing the game. Ain't it a fwiggin shame. I'm so... let's face it, evewything below the waste is kaput!

Thanks to Donna, Cathy and Susan for a really great evening gals!! I can't wait for all of us to be together.